Plumber.hr
Trenchless pipe rehabilitation and 0–24 emergency plumbing in Split. A dark, industrial site with nine services — and a tenth that has no business being there.
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Every site in this trade looks the same: the same blue template, the same stock photo of a pipe, the same paragraph about years of experience. This one is dark and industrial, and the services are written the way people actually describe the problem — by symptom, not by the technical term. Each of the nine services has its own page and its own route in from search, the phone number is always within reach, and the whole thing opens fast on a phone.
Alongside them sits Service 00: The Clairvoyant Plumber. Tarot, bean casting and a crystal ball, all working in the browser, a price list where every method costs €0.00, and a note that the fourth card is drawn only with the client’s written consent. It is a joke with a job: it walks the reader to the point that guessing is not a method — not when it is called tarot and not when it is called "let’s try it and see" — and that no building manager accepts what the ball says, while every one of them accepts a camera inspection report. Nobody else in the trade has a page like it. That is why people remember it and pass it on.
- Nine service pages, each written for the way that service is searched for
- Service 00 — The Clairvoyant Plumber: a joke that leads to real diagnostics
- Tarot, bean casting and a crystal ball, interactive in the browser
- 0–24 call button always within reach, laid out for the phone first
- Structured data, sitemap and a machine-readable site description
- Service area: Split, the surrounding towns and Dalmatia
- First result on Google for "sanacija cijevi Split", checked 1 September 2026
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